by penguin47 November 10, 2006
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Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.
by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009
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When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).
by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011
Get the Randomize mug.Person #1: Dude, ur so funny. Ur such a free bird. U say the most un-offensive, obviously sarcastic, darnest things.
Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.
Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.
by Ms.Anthropy April 19, 2009
Get the randomicity mug.A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time.
Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.
The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.
The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
Doctor: Hi! How's it going Mr. Gotoeboejoeto
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.
15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.
15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!
by Xalimis January 21, 2011
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RandomShadowMan is very supportive of his close friends and remains very civilized when debating with cynical youtubers even when they're being extremely immature.
by david0123 October 8, 2011
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by jenoduh June 30, 2009
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