Randomitis

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.

Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis

by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009

Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

randomite

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture

The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!

by Starchylde December 24, 2014

Randominity

n.
A state of excessive chaotic, creative and whimsical energy.
Pointless; obscure; irrelevant.

randominity overtook her; rational thought turned into a bird and flew away

by Trudojo June 29, 2006

Randomizing

The action of saying or writing whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention or just to piss them off. When somebody is randomizing they will finish up by saying exactly or I know.

John: So how is the family?

Carl: You know it could happen

John: What?

Carl: Exactly

John: What are you talking about?

Carl: I know

Carl was randomizing John to piss him off and confuse him.

by Richard Castle III June 19, 2011

randomite

some one or some people who are just total random OR somebody who you don't know

randomites in its plural sense

"hey look at those randomites over there what the f**k are they doing"

you flaming randomite

by Mike Bown November 14, 2006

Fandomitis

A condition resulting from the disease that effects the brain in its ability to descern talent. Its effects make people follow their idol even after they are totally washed up (they aren't good at what they do anymore). Causes of this disease are unknown and there is no cure.

Dude, that guy still listens to new Springstein albums? He's totally got fandomitis!

by Jimbopo June 8, 2009