pokemon

One of the greatest marketing schemes in the history of humanity. By launching a no-holds-barred Pokemon attack on America with the video games, trading cards, and anime show, they seized millions of young Americans (including myself) in their grasp. Even today, Pokemon has not entirely fallen away (partially due to the valiant efforts of Cartoon Network to play Pokemon movies over and over again on Fridays).

mr. obsessed: check it homes i got super rare jirachi celebi and mew!!!!!
real guy: dude u just wasted ur whole life man, and its not even fun. thats wat happens 2 sell-outs kids. dont b like him.

by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005

pokemon

to throw your balls at meaningless creatures while poking them with extreme prejudice

Damn i jus wanna pokemon that girl

that crazy jap is doing the pokemon on the dance floor

by wakkamann May 23, 2003

pokemon

1 word for this "game."
it would be...what is it? oh yeah Gay

Nerd: i play pokemon!
non-lameass: i know who's ass to kick!

by pokemonfreak1231 April 16, 2005

pokemon

The game that has kept me in it's clutches for the past few years.

I live for pokemon. I'm not up for pizza again, but a calzone is just too messy, I'll have a p'zone.

by Kenshin December 02, 2003

pokemon

Really Idiotic show
Characters are Dumbasses

Pikachu is a very stupid pokemon and example

by Joe March 23, 2005

pokemon

Something that is now good because the crazy butt-children have now decided to hump their yugioh cards. yugioh sucks. alot.

Whats with the pokemon cards? (this is carol and every other child)
Nothin, im using them to curse yugioh.(this is me)
why does yugioh suck??
...
WHY???
FUCK YOU!! *lasergun shot*
ow.

by YugiSucksAndShouldBurnInBurnland May 26, 2004

pokemon

ok first of all. all the games are practicly the same. so all of u idiots who say red blue and yellow are great but the others are horrid. are just full of shit. catching 150 pokemon and catching like 450 isnt that big of a deal. alllso. for u dicks who say the card game is horrid are idiots. the game takes skill. and good times making ur oerfect deck. i just wanted to put that in there. oh. and i agree that the new episodes of the show suck balls.

ill use my pokemon card bill and draw two cards from my deck! chaaaaa

by bonewolf June 15, 2008