noonie

An all encompassing term for male / female genitals.

1) Hey Greg, look at that chick's fat noonie.

2) Hey man, I think that guy wants to touch your noonie.

by dis_duidelik August 30, 2005

Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

Nooning

Nooning: A specific form of procrastination – Effing about on the net finding information or answers to satisfy ones inner random musings.

"I tend to do a spot of nooning many times a day" or "Look at Clarke, instead of working he's just nooning about"

by wordlywonder July 1, 2021

Noroniza

The most beautiful girl in the world, when she fall inlove she is the most loyal and caring person you'll ever met. She will make you laugh so will be comfortable with her. She's a good friend but once you make her angry you'll see what a demon looks like.

Oh my god Noroniza is here!
What a beautiful Noroniza.

by anonymous March 15, 2022

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009

Noonies

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

by noonies<3 September 19, 2010