Definitions by dylbertl

Noonies 

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

Noonies by dylbertl December 26, 2018

Spitroast 

A disgusting act between two men where they spit on their hands, shake hands and then high five.

"yo bro we did a great job boning that girl together lets spitroast! "
"Nice one bro!"

*men proceed to peform a perfectly executed spitroast*

Spitroast by dylbertl May 31, 2018