ewan mullane

Ewan is a fucking god he has the most biggest penis in the world

Is that Ewan yes it’s ewan mullane

by MakMak007 July 28, 2021

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

mullshit

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.

Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".

by Woodzi September 22, 2007

Mullany

an amazing person. someone who is always fun and easy to talk to. a person who, in general, is who you want to have a conversation with at all times. characterized by untold beauty and an appetite for awesomeness

"you know that girl mullany? she's cool as hell!"

by JamesNorm May 27, 2009

mullahed

Getting absolutely shoe'd, almost to the point of molestation by a clearly superior force or entity.

1. "FFS I just got mullahed by that hard bastard on the corner!"

2. Those {24} noobs were mullahed by ->MC<- tonight.

by MC February 15, 2004

Mullan-Surprise

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!

"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"

by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006

mulla sex

When a guy wraps his penis in money. Then he sitcks his money covered dick in a womans vagina. Then when you're done, you go buy condoms with the used "mulla".

Dude, I had mulla sex with Miranda last night. And the clerk actually excepted the money!!

by hey222 January 17, 2009