mullshit

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.

Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".

by Woodzi September 22, 2007

mulljob

the act of fallatio performed upon one member of the mullet community upon another

Pat: hey man, fancy a mulljob?
Dave: no man.. you aint got no mull
Pat: say wha?

by Woodzi October 09, 2007