monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large

"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

to monsterize

This verb must be use when a guy with a monster cock fucks a girl in a special place. It could be either in the bathroom, in the park, at school or on the kitchen floor as in the following example.

To monsterized in the past tense...

Carl Giroux monsterized a pussy on the kitchen floor.

by Cedrika February 04, 2010

Monster

A person who likes to frighten others and drink free soda. They use shaker cans and are not easily intimidated. They are never expected and have ninja-like reflexes.

"That monster came out of nowhere. he was all like grr and i was like oh shit."

by Meatwhistle July 18, 2006

monster

Best Energy Drink out there, Light years ahead of Redbull.

Person 1: Damn this Monster is niceee.
Person 2: Damn gimme some of that!

by onemic September 07, 2006

monster

monster energy drink packaged by monster energy inc.flavors are "original" "lo-carb" "assault" "khaos" "M-80" "heavy metal" and java flavors are "big black" "loca moca" "mean bean" "russian" "irish blend" "nut up" "lo-ball" "chai-hai" Monster is the greatest liquid ever created in this world I love monster, best energy supplement ever

'rick'hey dawg where you get that monster?
'joe' from the store you want one?
'rick' yea!
'joe' hahaha just kidding
'rick' fuck you

by monsterwillneverdie July 11, 2008

monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

Monster

A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.

Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.

John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).

by monsterluver March 30, 2009