Masturbate

to play with yourself

i like to masturbate at the movie theater

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

masturbate

When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!

Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.

by fapperface July 1, 2005

masturbate

the process of pleasing yourself sexually.

the old man masturbated until he died.

by the meat man November 1, 2002

masturbate

To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.

Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it?

Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?

Betty: Yes...

Jane:...is it good?

by LuffySP July 8, 2005

masturbate

to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...

Jenny: I masturbate all the time!

Danielle: So do I!!

Jenny and Danielle: It feels so good!

by Rachel O. Biancardi March 24, 2008

masturbate

something every girl had done at some point

i love to masturbate with my glow-in-the-dark vibrator

by lsafkj` November 9, 2008

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005