jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016

Lurk Jerker

A guy who jerks off to cam girls but has never subscribed or tipped them

Cam girl- “ Stop being a lurk jerker and get off my steam”

by LurkJerk June 22, 2020

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

circle jerker

someone who stands in a circle with many other men and masturbates with them into the middle.

john is a circle jerker. he goes to circle jerk every saturday night.

by mima April 5, 2004

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Jerker

The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.

That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003