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fucktard

A word combining the two words; Fuck and retard, not offending people with MR. Meaning fucking retarded or fucking retard. Also pronounced as fucktarded.
"Dude I tripped up my stairs at home and knocked out my teeth!" "Dude you're fucktarded, you fucktard!"
by Ben Coyer May 29, 2008
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fucktard

hey look its that fucktard RJ!
by Anonymous jane August 8, 2005
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fucktard

(noun)
1. Referring to an individual who is acting or simply is retarded to an extreme degree.
2. A person is fucking retarded.
3. Someone such as myself for writing something like this would also be considered as such.
4. A general use put-down.
"Stop drinking all the Nyquil and share it you fucktard."

"Ted is being such a fucktard, he won't stick his dick in a girls ass."

"Jesus Bill, you fucking pissed yourself, are you some kind of fucktard or something?"
by Apple Jax Banana Pants April 15, 2008
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fucktard

*Fucktard (n) - the combination of being a fuck-up, one who cannot seem to do anything right, or a fucker, a nuisance to society, and an individual who appears to have the mental capacity of a person who is mentally retarded
His incessant jackassory made me wanna juke the hell out of him for being such a queer little fucktard.
by Dlizzle September 17, 2008
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fucktard

Person who believes that String Theory states that neutrons have charge.

Person who believe that reading Wikipedia makes you a genius in everything
Also,

Person who believes that geologist fathers means that cells undergo combustion.
"According to String Theory, neutrons have charge!"
"...Unless they're neutral...fucktard.."
by Omega Jew December 29, 2007
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fucktard

A teamkiller in an online game, specifically halo.
by t3kn0 April 7, 2004
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fucktard

A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."

"Fucktard"
by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008
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