fappening

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".

The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend

by AGC195 September 2, 2014

Fappercise

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.

I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.

by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010

Fappered Out

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

by particulus May 16, 2011

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

faplock

A slang term for the condition your wrist experiences during a lengthy masturbation session, especially when stroking very fast. When someone has not waited out the refractory period (the duration of time between masturbation sessions when you cannot achieve full erection), you are likely to try too hard to have another climax and end up in a condition of faplock.

Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.

Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.

I just pulled my pork 10 minutes ago, so I was trying again and after 5 minutes I got faplock in my right wrist, so I switched to the left hand. Problem solved.

by religionation December 31, 2011

fapocalypse

see: "fapture"

Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".

When so many people are simultaneously masturbating that it brings about the apocalypse.

God is supposedly omnipresent, which means he sees all, all the time. Fapture occurs when there are so many people simultaneously masturbating that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.

Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.

by Decavolt March 19, 2010