facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

facemask

1) A protective or disguising cover for the face, often enveloping the entire head.

2) A Penalty in football where the front part of a player's helmet is used to throw another player to the ground.

3) A mask made by the flesh of your murder victim's face.

1) They robbed our bank but they wore facemasks. We don't know who they are.

2) Yeah that was an unintentional facemask. Only five yards lost.

3) Oh shit! Did you see Otis wearing that facemask in Devil's Rejects?

by Capt_Ed January 7, 2006

Facehaters

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.

Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.

by Ooganden January 25, 2009

Alabama Facemask

To force someone to engage in unwanted sexual activities

Alabama facemask is not something to joke about.
She was Alabama facemasked walking home from work.
The Alabama facemasker is still on the loose.

by Tresamarc January 14, 2015

arabian facemask

To cover somebody's face with your ass.

She pissed me off so much, I gave her the old arabian facemask.

by danh13 May 2, 2006

Facewater

Water on your face!

Facewater

by Thomassen May 7, 2010

facebatn'

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

by joeystanyard April 6, 2011