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Cohorting

Quarantining with your buddies so you don't have to drink alone as a pandemic rages around you.

Became big during the Covid-19 pandemic before we had the technology to shrink down and fight viruses with guns for all the next pandemics that followed.

Could also be used to describe group cocaine use during a pandemic but the cocaine never lasts long enough.
"I've been cohorting to keep my alcohol tolerance high so I'm not a total lightweight after"
"I need to stop cohorting every time there's a pandemic, my liver needs a break"
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
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Chort

A Russian noun used as an exclamation of anger, literally meaning "devil". By far not the worst curse word, but not recommended to use around Russian grandparents.
"Chort! I just spilled orange juice all over my white pants!"
by Kat of Awesome December 12, 2016
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snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.
Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.
by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017
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Chorting

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.
Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.
by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011
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chortle

To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.
by zimman August 2, 2005
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coort

Someone with white hair, that looks like a poodle. These persons names usually start with M and a concidered a "bøffel"
by 123_asd_123 February 19, 2015
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chortle

a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!
CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.
by Abbygail March 18, 2007
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