a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
by juusha August 5, 2019
Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019
This is slang for a "lads' trip" away on the piss...kind of like a stag-do, but there's no need for anyone to get married. Any excuse will do....
Goin on a beano with the lads to Blackpool..got well tanked on last's years beano, and plan to do so again..
by Oli July 7, 2004
The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans
by Beanism Co-founder January 22, 2020
by Yicholas September 1, 2019
British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.
by Lord John Whorfin October 2, 2013