Choof

Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.

1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.

by Indica Man May 10, 2008

Choofpick

A British toothpick

random brit: I got no flaus I need a choofpick

by somebody like truspirit April 17, 2021

chroof

Something that is real, accurate, correct.

"You can't handle the chroof!"

by RoundenBrown October 4, 2021

Choofie

A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.

Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.

by malf November 11, 2010

Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
_______________________

'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

by straightouttatovil March 14, 2012

Choof

Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.

Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof

by Slavic_pterodactyl February 18, 2018

Choof

a commonly used word in the fraser valley, British Columbia. The act of hitting a vape

Guy 1: wanna let me choof that
Guy 2: Lemme see you choof this

by Bman The Choof Train June 4, 2017