2 definitions by malf

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A mix of Fucking and Retard, usually used in front of children so as not to expose them to foul language.
Example : Tom crashes into a Motorbike outside of a school as the kids are coming out. The rider of the bike replys "why the hell did you do that!?" Tom replys "The moon distracted me...". The rider says "You Kintard!!" >:
by Malf January 30, 2014
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A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.
Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.
by malf November 09, 2010
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