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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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sabrina carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)

There's nothing she can't do.
"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."
by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017
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Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is not only my favorite singer and actress, but she is my family. She is so open and genuine to all of her fans. Sabrina is so beautiful on the inside and out. It's such a shame that there are people calling her a Disney star because she is so much more than that and has so much potential. I predict that she is going to be as big as her musical influences Adele and Rihanna. If you have never listened to her music, why are you still here? Go listen! Yes, you! Go listen!

And her acting... Sabrina is one of the best there is. She does many different roles and even tried one out of her comfort zone! It is easy to tell that Sabrina loves what she is doing. You can watch her in Girl Meets World, The Hate U Give, Tall Girl, and many more projects! Coming up she has Clouds, Work It and more she hasn't mentioned yet!

I love Sabrina with every part of my heart and can't wait to see her change the world! :)
Mom: You need to stop obsessing over Sabrina Carpenter.

Me: She has been there for me when you weren't.

Mom: She is a nothing.
Me: She is my everything, and my family. That's all that matters.
by Johnny Wolf October 9, 2019
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Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.
Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.
by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009
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Carpet Suit

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.
Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!
by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010
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Carpentrate

The action of being a hot guy who has the potential to be a carpenter based on his rugged looks. He hasn't shaved for a few days, plaid shirt, deep voice etc.

or

The verbe of carpenter work.
- I bet he would look really good carpentrating with his shirt off.

- Can you Carpentrate me a chair?
by Seatherfer April 12, 2010
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carpe yolo

"Jessica, stop trying to make carpe yolo happen. Its not going to happen."
by ,jabcshgefwKH June 4, 2014
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