gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 15, 2022

Dion Blaster

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009

Nigger Blaster

A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.

Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?

Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"

by Get real, Ya All!!! October 23, 2008

cock blaster

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.

Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!

by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007

Cheesy Blasters

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.

tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!

by spicy banana. January 18, 2010

Pond Blaster

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

by Here for the funny February 3, 2020

Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019