99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

Baher

-a synonym used to refer to someone as awesome, genius , and funny as fuck could be

-coolest fucker you will ever hang out with

maybe used to describe someone's personality

e.g That guy is so baherish.

- My boyfriend is so awesome he's almost baher.!

Did you see the new guy at school ?

- Yeah he's so Baher

by thecoolestfucker January 4, 2013

bladerah

A guy who gets his linkpearl broken on a daily basis temporarily, for no real reason in the mmorpg Final Fantasy XI. He is also referred to as the gimp one ,but in fact is far from being gimp. He is often accused of stealing a large sum of gil from a fellow linkshell mate, but this is clearly far from the truth. Also has a collection of sea torques that he will never hear the end of.

Pilfer is the new Bladerah.

by tks_star48270 January 24, 2010

leather blazer

a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.

They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.

"Hey bud, that's a great leather blazer you got there... Id love to shoot my load on it" said Harry.

"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.

"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.

by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011

Patriarchy-Blamer

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

blabersat

-a pencil or pen (bla-bur-sat)

Lil' wayne did not need to use a blabersat to write his song because it was a freestyle.

My blabersat ran out of ink!!! Can i borrow yours?

by astcan11 November 30, 2009

The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D

OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.

by Radcool November 10, 2010