st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.

gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!

by pink popcorn February 16, 2005

Bernadette

that really cool down to earth person that doesn't let anything stop her, open minded, cares about other peoples feelings before her own, MADD chill, never boring, lives life one day at a time, clumsy, falls up the stairs, plays all kinds of sports, and a fatty, and a person you can always go talk to and tell stories too

1. Who can I share this story too, oh I know Bernadette

by immarc November 24, 2012

Bernalene

She has the most beautiful smiles, and also smiles and laugh the most, anything or anyone funny can make her laugh and that what makes everybody getting flattered... She's smart and also be procrastinating at her school works but she do all her best at everything she do, she'll be the most unforgotten woman you'll ever meet.

She's so strong that anyone can't guess when did she even get sad, she's so wonderful and amazing

:I'm Bernalene.

: I see your smile, and that makes you a Bernalene

by Glendaism June 7, 2021

Barnabe

Barnabe or Barnabé, A french dude, typically with curly brown hair. Seems kind of weird, nerdy, uncool, and cold on the outside, but when you really get to know him he's super funny, smart but not nerdy, warm, physically & mentally strong, and supportive. Loyal af & protective over his closest friends, and would certainly die for them too. He holds grudges, but with some persuasion can loosen them. Loves to tinker, and would probably be a great inventor or engineer. Quick witted, and makes great comeback for all occasions. LOVES video games, and is really good at them.

You either think he's pretty ugly or vey attractive, and hasn't been rejected ever.

Usually a dog lover/owns a dog.

Anger issues are a common trait amongst Barnabes.

"Is that Barnabe? What a nerd. I bet he sits at his desk all day and plays games."
"Hey! He's actually pretty great! He may play games all the time, but that doesn't mean he's a nerd!"
"Suit yourself."

by Inner-tube Crew November 13, 2022

bernadetting

verb: to bernadette (someone) - MD colloq.

1) to inconvenience

2) to annoy the shit out of

"She asked you to do what? Man, tell that bitch to stop bernadetting you."

by Brad Jacques October 5, 2007

Bernadette

Bernadette usauly fitting with a rose an she is not the girly type she always wears those buns and pony tales but she is happy that way she is chill and very friendly and laughs like spongebob she has 3 best friends and she usually wears cartoon shirts but at school there is allways that one girl that messes up her life and took what she had like her friends oh and most likly ha big cheeks

Berna short for bernadette thats what all he friends call her

by Okidoki spiderman is chill October 17, 2013

Bernadette

A girl who is super chill, A Bernadette is a truly beautiful person though she's not so much of the girly type, usually wears hoodies and pony tails. A Bernadette is usually dirty blonde with icy blue eyes, and a total dog person. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she's the best friend you've ever had, and she's not afraid to stand her ground and give you a piece of her mind when you mess with her and her friends. Bern is a super loyal best friend.

"I'm going to see a movie with Bernadette"
"No way, you're so lucky!"
"She's my best friend"

by lion king fan21 December 28, 2014