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Benetti

An act in which one tells a joke that is either

a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
by bombsaces April 25, 2011
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Benthos

Erect (as if you took Viagra) penis
I was walking down the street when suddenly I squired benthos.
by Haydayme October 21, 2015
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Benetton Ad

Promoting racial diversity. Representing a variety of ethnic and cultural backgrounds. Showcasing the color of skin over the content of character.
I think that judge wanted a Benetton Ad not an Iron Chef.
by metaball November 23, 2009
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benthos

An erection, usually caused by the release of a video game console, or a game, such as Halo: The Master Chief Collection

popularized by the youtube channel, McJuggernuggets
Oh my god, im getting a BENTHOS right now!
by Tgf November 7, 2019
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Benet

A left-handed magician, wise, dangerous (potential kidnapper), nice, former 4-star cook (porridge, noodles, chips, 5-minutes tureen).

Seems kinda dumb and shy at first but is actually pretty smart and really talkative, once he warmes up.

Despite of how talkative he can be, his texting style is as dry as the Sahara and you might think that he doesn't like you, solely based on his texting style. On top of that he types really really slowly.

Sometimes he's really moody and unbearable. In moments like that you might feel a very strong urge to high five him... with a chair... in his face. If you're unlucky, he might even ignore you for a whole month straight.

But once you got through that and annoyed him long enough, so he can't ignore you anymore and decides to go back to being friends with you, you can consider yourself very lucky.

You can only bene(t)fit from being friends with him. He's always very nice, polite and funny, will support you with everything you wanna do (except it's a really dumb idea), supports you, will never ever be seriously mean or disrespectful to you and buys you pretzels.

He's also extremely good looking and has a tremendously huge ass. (but don't tell him that, it'll boost his ego too much).

To summarise everything: Benet is some very complicated at first, but if you hang in there, you'll have an awesome friend.

It is highly recommended to befriend a Benet.

But not my Benet.

I don't like to share my friends and will come for you.
Friend 1: "I have this new friend, but I don't think he likes me too much. he always replies late and really dry"

Friend 2: "Hang in there, he's a Benet."
by kuhaf March 16, 2021
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Benthony

A caring, smart, individual. Doesn't let anyone get in the way of his things. Does what he wants, Self-determination. Affectionate. Hot tempered. Hard to please. Lovable. Handsome. Intelligent. Funny. Easily side-tracked.

Ambition: MMA FIGHTER.
You're pulling a Benthony.!
by DMVIII July 29, 2011
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beethovened

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.
I beethovened Heather so hard last night.
by hobeaux January 16, 2012
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