Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010

Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.

Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"

by VegePatch October 2, 2023

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

irony squared

Irony as an external attribute; beyond the qualities of an implicit component. Irony as a subjectively-applied attribute of an object which ALREADY contains internal ironic components. Irony that falls outside of the bounds of postmodernism. Postmodernists call it post-irony and ascribe it primarily to post-postmodernism; although much of post-irony arcs farther, into hypermodernism. Includes ironic nihilism, ideal ironicism (aesthetic), and ironic identity (racial; collective conciousness). Popular in the alt-right messaging approach

A number of late 90’s postmodern academics considered second-degree existential irony to be a boundary of postmodernism rather than external to postmodernism itself; however this analysis did not take into account the unique attributes of nihilism as compared to existentialism as a whole

Ironic nihilism is an example of irony squared because nihilism itself already contains implicit irony.

by sandraxine June 10, 2017

R squared pi

it is function area of circle, also means love

lyrics 0330 by u-kiss "don't deny our R squared pi"

by WwNeXst May 12, 2013

whatever squared

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.

Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009