buddy 

Noun - A friend who goes to town, gets two blowjobs, comes back and gives you one.

"Hey Buddy, going to town tonight?"

buddy by Will January 6, 2005

buddy 

A small length of unwrapped. twisted electrical tape left at the end of a wrap, so the next guy can easily unwrap the tape. Failure to leave a buddy is being shitty to the next guy.

WiringDude1: That wiring job too twice as long because it took me 5 minutes to unwrap the electrical tape on each pull.

WiringDude2: Why didn't you use a buddy?

WiringDude1: I did, but the guy helping me didn't.

WiringDude2: Oh yeah, that dickhead never leaves a buddy.

buddy by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

buddy 

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".

Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?

buddy by Kerb November 28, 2004

Buddy 

1. Lame or not popular; wack

person 1: hey man your buddy
person 2: oh thank you right back at ya
person 1: hell na get your lame ass on, you thought you had a friend

Buddy by crookedking February 26, 2009

Buddy 

A mentor to young males who typically is a small time criminal who has done time on the county farm. Often, he gives teenage males guidance on automobile mechanics, bodywork and small time criminal knowledge, such as sleeping with your eyes open.

Kids today have MTV to show them how to be men, all we had was Imam and Buddy.

I heard Buddy got arrested, he's in jail down in Florida.

Buddy by Joe Iron June 12, 2007

buddy 

A slang term used to describe a strung out junkie, especially by drug dealers in southern parts such as Florida, since these "buddies" are willing to give them all their money in exchange for the "hard stuff." A buddy's drug of choice may vary from buddy to buddy, but in most cases, cocaine (powdered or rock) remains a favorite among buddies of all ages and races. In most if not all cases, Alcohol is a closely linked companion to accompany the buddy and his/her "nose candy" (powder coke) or "monkey nuts" (crack rock). Many buddies begin their life of addiction by sprinkling a fair amount of this devil dandruff on their marijuana joints, then graduate to snorting the substance while abandoning marijuana usage. Once a buddy is hooked on the high they achieve from sniffing, they may upgrade their regimine by opting to smoke the cocaine either in its powdered form or in chunks of rock known as crack. Tinfoil pipes, small glass tubes, soda cans, and even light bulbs are some of the more common makeshift contraband that buddies use to smoke their dope with. Within as little as weeks, many tell-tale signs begin to emerge within a person that may tip off non-junkies of the buddy's "recreational" activities. These attributes are but not limited to: profuse sweating, always smelling of cheap booze, rotting/missing teeth, unkempt hair, yellow pit stains on their shirt's underarms, tweaked-out creepy red eyes, no automobile, sleeps on random peoples couches or in the streets at night, thouroughly intoxicated within an hour of waking up, extreme body odor, holes in clothing, mysterious bloody sores that seem to appear out of nowhere, massive weight loss, malnutrition, offensively bad breath, un-manicured, stringy, greasy facial hair, wearing the same clothes for weeks on end, begging for money for "food," talking to imaginary people, swearing at young children for no reason, compulsive shaking or "tweaking," small, flacid penis (in males), stinky, hairy crotch (females), and frequenting the cheap tacky local shit hole neighborhood bar. Buddies have also been linked to the use of methamphetamines (crystal meth), heroin, opium, xanax, oxycontin, and other hardcore drugs. The latest new fad for buddies involves smoking a crack/heroin mixture which is appropriatly named "buddy buddy."

"Dude, that buddy over there looks like hell, how many days in a row do you think he's worn those clothes?"

Person 1:
"Wow, I could actually smell that buddy before I could see him, for a second there I thought someone shit their pants!"

Person 2:
"He probably did, lol."

"Get the fuck away from me you grimey old buddy, I don't have any spare change."

"Bartender, could you ask that buddy over there to leave the bar..he's scaring my girlfriend, plus he stinks to high heaven!"

Person 1:
"How many buddies does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

Person 2:
"I dunno, how many?"

Person 1:
"It doesn't really matter, they spend all their money on drugs and can't afford to pay the bills!!"

"Nigga you need to use more cut when you rockin' up them cookies, a lil baking soda ain't gonna hurt those buddies."

buddy by The Real Kaptain Krunk September 21, 2007

buddy 

NOUN

(1) slang term for your friend

(2) see butt buddy

(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name

(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."

(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."

(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"

buddy by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004