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town bicycle 

free ride, slut
casey is the town bicycle, every one has ridden her
town bicycle by madeleine April 12, 2004
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town singer 

Town singers usually do their business in the abandoned church.
town singer by System0X April 25, 2017

town bike 

A girl who acts as a surrogate sex partner shared by an anonymous group such as a town or province.
A girl who fucks so many men that she approaches the annual statistics of a public service like water or garbage utilities.

The sexual equivalent of a public urinal
Guy 1: Shelly is a tandem town bike cause i heard she is letting people go 2 or 3 at a time now.

Guy 2: Sheesh!, That broad has seen more dick than a stadium urinal.
town bike by el-dday January 13, 2007

Town bicycle 

A person, usually female, with whom many people have had sex. Town bicycle being a metaphor with the implication that everybody gets a ride.
Use a condom, dude, that girl's the town bicycle.

See also: That woman has seen more pricks than the receptionist at a hedgehog nymphomania clinic.
Town bicycle by Kyran Wolfe July 17, 2013

town mattress 

Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".
Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!

Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!

Town Gear 

A set of gear in the game world of warcraft which contains barely any benefical stats, but looks brilliant.
Usually including cloth fishing hats, and tuxedo suits.
Used mostly for idling in towns, but also good for ganking and general showing off.
Dude i just beat that mage in my town gear.
Town Gear by Kickels February 9, 2009