Shmen

Short version of the religion Mennonite, insulting someone by there appearance or something they do.

1.look at alec he is wearing jeans and a plad shirt what a shmen
2.guy#1 you smell like shit. guy #2 shut up you shmen.

by nhn,k,jkm December 16, 2017

shamentarpen

(noun, borrowed from German) a tarp deployed over a college football stadium to hide empty seats that would otherwise be seen by television cameras.

Baylor uses a shamentarpen to cover the fact that they can't get fans into the stadium, even when they have a Heisman winner at QB. Rice uses a shamentarpen over each end zone, but each of them covers a number of seats lower than the average Rice SAT.

by Frustrated_Monolingual August 6, 2012

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015