What i need

Help
help

Me: definition of what i need
My friend: Lol
Me: Lol

(It’s help, help is what i need!

by Plzhelp December 17, 2018

[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"

by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

Neea

This is a name of a girl who is normally Finnish. She is drop dead gorgeous but can't see that. All the guys will chase after her but she rejects most of them. She is very athletic and smart. They get very hyper and crazy at times. When they love someone they are very patient and loyal to them. She is very kind and makes for an amazing best friend. She is hilarious. She also has a nice butt.

Person 1 "Dude did you see Neea?"
Person 2 "The one with the nice butt? Yeah!"
Person 1 "Neea is so gorgeous! If only she knew"

by Dru72 August 18, 2013

we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

by woobie October 9, 2005

Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.

Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?

by Ihateemail December 9, 2019

Do you need some butter for that toast

Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST

by thepope123 February 9, 2019

needlehead

Person engaged in the act of needling someone (ref. needle) on a regular basis.

"That clown was giving me crap all night, what a needlehead"

by Woo Ha March 3, 2005