Mastersoak

Guided masturbation. Where a man grabs his own shaft as if he were to choke the chicken. But a woman takes the mans hand/wrist and does the motion for them. Thus, not masturbation.

Tony: Bro, so what did you and Alice do last night?

Samuel: Dude, all we did was mastersoak.

by donald treanor November 6, 2023

Mastercraftwich

A Mastercraftwich is when you, your girl, your friend and his girl are on a Mastercraft Wakeboard boat- all busted up on bender juice- and while you are "blastin" your girl spread eagle at the stern of the boat. your boy picks up his girl...throws her on your back so you can feel titties on your chest and back now...and then he proceeds to hit her off while she smacks your ass!

Yo Jive Turkey...lets take these two Minnesota Twins on the wakeboard whip fo a lil Mastercraftwich!

by Tankhead June 27, 2007

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

Masterboat

v. The act of self-motorboating

Dude, that chick's boobs are so big she can masterboat!

by Motorboat233 January 4, 2011

Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

masternoaboa

Masternoaboa is a man who goes by many names. He has traveled across the world and has made his own State.

Masternoaboa- King of Flawda

by MasterNoaboa January 13, 2023

Morm Masterclass

1. A resulting act from Connor McCormick that sabotages another driver in f1 2020
2. A unreal race where Connor McCormick wins in unreal fashion

3. Connor McCormick crashes intentionally to cause a safety car to ruin Sam McMullen’s race

Ohhhhhhh for fucks sake, another morm masterclass has happened fellas

by JulesDangleyaballs May 17, 2021