Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.

"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!

by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011

Jemo

An emo boy with long, Jesus-like hair. Looks like he’s dressing like Jesus but all black.

“You know Santi?”
“The jemo?”
“Yeah, him, I think he’s gay”

by Applesauce624 February 26, 2018

Jewmormish

A person who is Jewish, Mormon and and Amish. It is believed these are the people responsible for writing soap operas. They lack the ability to create realistic scenarios and dialog, and portray daily life in a skewed view only possible from someone who is religiously confused. The environments are often unrealistic, using excessively bright lights which would never exist in every day households.

Jewmormish writers are responsible for The Young and The Restless being poorly written.

by Matchel Vixen April 17, 2011

Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018

jewcocked

Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)

Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.

by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023

jeumonjabum

penis hair

Whoa! You need to shave your jeumonjabum!

by Peter Luk August 29, 2003