Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.

I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.

by Joevan December 21, 2010

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

jewgene

A Jewish guy who acts Italian. A Jewgene is trying to be a be like wisguy from brooklyn.

It is taking from the Italian term "cugene" (i dont knok the correct spelling of that so please don't wack me)

Artie's a long island jewish guy, he always wears a wifebeater when he goes to little Italy for expresso after he eats his bagels, what a Jewgene, trying to be like a good fella. Can also be a female.

by Sally Bread September 15, 2004

jewdon

a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.

better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.

by james9999222 June 22, 2008

Jewgene

A Jewish guy who marries into an Italian family and then begins to mirror Italian mannerisms and accents. Also known as a deep threat that will talk about his knot, wine, Italian soccer and taking over the family tradition of making tomato sauce. He does this all in an attempt that you will forget he's actually Jewish and this is a plot to get in good with his well-to-do in-laws.

Hey Jewgene (deep threat) is taking over the tomato sauce and hanging out with a couple of Brokah's in NYC to watch Roma play Inter Milan.

by Rocky Tumbolini February 16, 2022

jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005