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ripped like jesus 

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong
damn, that man is ripped like jesus
ripped like jesus by jay April 18, 2003

dicks like jesus 

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.
My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

tastes like jesus 

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.
Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!
tastes like jesus by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

it tastes like jesus 

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.
guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.
it tastes like jesus by ian131313 September 30, 2010

Living like jesus 

living in a godlike fashion or living like talia.
Living in a perfect life style,
O snaps, talia is living like jesus again
Living like jesus by zziiggggyy December 10, 2008

Look like Jesus 

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.
"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."
Look like Jesus by MuchTimp July 12, 2015