tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

graduation goggles

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

by WendyW April 30, 2011

sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

by captainstooge June 1, 2011

Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.

Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

cal goggles

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.

Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.

by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007

Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012