The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 22, 2012