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goggleface 

a skier or snowboarder who has potential to be good looking with their snowboard/ski gear on i.e. goggles, helmet, hat, etc. BUT when gear is removed they are butt ugly.
Jo says: "Look at that guy, he looks really hot!"

Jess says: "Oh no, I saw him in the lodge, he's a goggleface"
goggleface by jomala92 January 1, 2012
Words you can keep

goggleface 

An insult aimed toward someone wearing eyeglasses. It is often the last resort of someone who is unable to come up with a clever comeback.
"Yeah? Well, you're a . . . goggleface!" - Pete the Viking
goggleface by mattdavey December 15, 2008

goggle face 

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab
Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"
goggle face by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009

Gogglefucking 

Getting so close to someone where as they cannot stand it.
"Jack, stop gogglefucking me, I need my personal space."
Gogglefucking by mariofan251 December 17, 2011

googleface 

the look on someones face when they are on Skype/video chat and they minimize the screen so they can google something. Face is usually blank and staring.
Bahaha, theres your googleface Vincent!!
googleface by idreamofgenie June 1, 2011

gobbleface 

this grl who hates everything cept like cake n this other grl

she swears her hairs not red n she dont got flakes

she carries around a screwdriver n likes to stab people wit it

shes insecure bout her hair n umm her screwdriver
holy shit watch out here comes gobbleface n her screwdriver!
gobbleface by FEDIW April 12, 2005
When you miss a step on the stairs and have a tiny heart attack.
Ahh Ffs Sharon why did you stop on the stairs?!
Ohh! Greg I goggleated again, I hate it when that happens!
Goggleate by THE-HIGH-GROUND February 8, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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