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Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.
Look, he's got a swanson appetite!
by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008
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APPetite

The insatiable desire for newer and more inane iPhone and iTouch apps, driven by their short-lived novelty
Kyle: "Dude lemme play that BubbleWrap app."
Joe: "Naw man i deleted that shit. The APPetite hit me."
Kyle: "God, i fucking hate you."
by manic_prometheus June 11, 2009
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Ass over appetite

To fall with your ass going over your stomach.
by Oneeyedlyon December 2, 2018
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parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*
*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.
by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014
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fappetizer

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
by his dudliness October 15, 2015
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Fappetizer

I was scrolling through pornhub the other day and their fappetizers really got me started.
by Dr.Toast June 9, 2017
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