some screwed guy: "i've been screwed"
some guy who hasnt recently been screwed but is really good at offering advice to people who have been screwed: "pop some bubblewrap."
some guy who hasnt recently been screwed but is really good at offering advice to people who have been screwed: "pop some bubblewrap."
by andytheman. January 23, 2009
A hero who no one has heard of, not even me
he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones November 30, 2009
It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.
by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009
"He popped open the bubblewrap package to reveal his surprise gift: a full edition of The Adventures of Skibidi Toilet."
by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024
The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.
Brother 1: Oh did you see inspector bubblewrap?
Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus
Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone
Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus
Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone
by Teamalphapr June 01, 2019
Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022