cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

Corporate Fatcat

(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.

The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."

Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."

by Joe Mantegna May 17, 2010

Big Facts

when something supersedes the previous mention of a fact.

Jeffy: Damn bro we better head out before it starts raining.

Justin: Facts b, not finna be caught in this rain

Jeffy: Yo cover your food with a lid that joints' gonna get wet!

Justin: wow big facts bro good lookin'

by Baronet September 20, 2018

fatassery

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

by junewho October 18, 2006

factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019