English

The language invented by white people.

That guy's white. He must be speaking in English.

by Van thomas April 17, 2018

English

A grotesque combination of German(ic), Latin, Greek, Norse, and Old French that has the "privilege" to be one the prominent languages of Western society (primarily the United States and United Kingdom, and their former colonies). Even native 100th generation speakers of the language struggle to use it in a meaningful way. Only one man in history, William Shakespeare, has been able to utilize the language in a respectable fashion (and there's debate if he was truly responsible for his work). The rest of English-speakers tend to give up on mastering the language in High School, or just talk about something significant enough that the quality of the English doesn't matter. Urban Dictionary itself is an example of the nightmare that the English language truly is. If you plan on trying to learn English as a second language, I wish you luck.

I's tired of all these immigrants not knowing how to speak no English. If you wanna live in 'Murica, yous better learn how to speak our lingo.

by Illuminatus Xaverius June 28, 2014

English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

English

The most confusing languages ever created(?). It doesn't seem to make any sense at all whatsoever. It's filled with silent letters, oxymorons, and every other kind of grammatical error you can think of.

Example of a weird error in the English language:
Feet smell and noses run

by guess my name! August 24, 2007

English

The language everyone says they are fluent in, but really aren't

I can speak English

by WaffwlWolf May 27, 2019

English

1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man.

2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.

. . . look around you (assuming you live in an English speaking nation).

by R.Matthews December 5, 2004

English

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

by des September 15, 2003