October 1st

post your girlfriend on october 1st

hey look it’s october 1st yk what that means
post your gf day

by Trevaughn October 1, 2022

June 1st

June 1st is kazoo at homophobic people.

Homophobic Person: “I don’t think gay people should have the right to marry, it’s just not right. The bible says-“

Everyone else on June 1st: *angry loud kazooing noises*

by y is it so hard 2 find a namw December 11, 2019

September 1st

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.

"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

by theoneandonlyandonlyone September 2, 2012

1st of the month

(1)The day every-body gets and cashes their checks and go to their local drug dealer and get stoned, high, or faded(same shit:P)
(2)A bad-ass song by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony that u put on the mornning of every 1st of the month

Hey man, i just got my check, lets look for Johnny, he knows its the 1st of the month=, go check in Kim's market

by willie-o July 25, 2006

July 1st

When the most depressed bitches are woken

It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again

by That kids October 15, 2019

march 1st

National cry yourself to sleep day:)

It's March 1st, let's all cry ourselves to sleep depressed

by Jade :3 October 14, 2019

September 1st

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)

(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL

by Andrewchuuwu November 24, 2019