cats

hell, when mad.

OH GOD MEH CATS ARE MAD HELLLPPP

by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS May 30, 2019

cat

a typically small feline multi-cellular organism that was once deified by a multitude of civilizations such as Egypt, but which has since been domesticated and is a staple of many households. This creature is also known to be one of the smartest creatures that's been domesticated by man but beware, having a lot(more than 4) of these creatures is detrimental to any person's reputation.

That is a large and fluffy cat
That is an adorable cat

by Mikhol January 28, 2022

Nytyx's Cat

If Nytyx_Osu! and Nymphel were placed into different boxes with one of the boxes containing the means of causing lethal harm then once one of them died and the other emerged from the other box, the one that died would also emerge. This shows that Nytyx_osu! and Nymphel are quantumly bound in a state of perpetual superposition with their being an inability for the universe to comprehend that they are not the same person.

Nytyx's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense. Nymphel and Nytyx_osu! are just too intertwined

by Boomchedders June 13, 2023

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

cat

an animal

omg a cat

by ummmaceyfrost May 1, 2019