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clitty cat 

Jane is sporting a clitty cat!
clitty cat by NateDawg April 23, 2005
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The cat and the pecker 

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.
That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

honky cat 

When a girl puts a bicycle horn in her vagina, and during climax, her cum makes the horn honk.
Dude 1: Yo, did you give that girl a creampie?
Dude 2: Nah, she just honky cat.
honky cat by SadBoyNoHope October 7, 2018

Taco Bell Cat 

1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.
a gurl's private part, p***y, vagina.
She hatin on the nunny cat.