Jobie 

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

Jobie by ziggyian April 19, 2011

Joburg boet 

It is a high-school male student from Johannesburg. They usually wear a buttoned shirt, with a bucket hat and Air forces.

This weekend I partied with a Joburg boet

Joburg boet by JoburgBoet1 March 9, 2021

jobby juice 

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

jobby juice by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

jobber 

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.

Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH

jobber by The Dingo February 3, 2005

jobby 

A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.

"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"

jobby by Boab Bowroad October 11, 2004

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

They Took Our Jobs! 

A phrase coined by South Park, used when the "Goobacks," time immigrants from the future take the citizens of South Park's jobs by working for next to nothing.

"Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk."

Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"

Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"

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"Alright everyone, back to the pile."

"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"

"Back to the pile!"

"Durk our durrr!"

They Took Our Jobs! by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004