5 definitions by The Dingo

Dirty Whore

a lady who has had sex with a number of different partners who has fallen in a pile of mud.

Guy # 1 - "Look at that dirty whore pull herself out of that pile of mud!"
Guy #2 - "Dude, I just had sex with her."

by The Dingo March 9, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

by The Dingo February 5, 2005

jobber

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.

Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH

by The Dingo February 3, 2005

rock out

said when an individual has to leave one or more friends abruptly.

"Sorry guys, I got to rock out. My girlfriend just called and told me to come over because her parents just left.

by The Dingo February 18, 2005

dubs

Any roll of the dice in monopoly when both dice read the same number.

Ahhh shit, I rolled dubs 3 times in a roll and my ass is off the jail!

by The Dingo March 8, 2005