Boomer holes 

When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.

We should get some posters and paintings to cover up all these boomer holes.

Boomer holes by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020

holeboy 

When someone is gay, they are also reffered to as a holeboy.

Dudette:"Dude! Are you sure you're not gay?"
dude :"I've told you already. NO!"
dudette:"Alright! ...(Holeboy)"

holeboy by Jack-in-a-boxx December 17, 2006

holeshiner

the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".

Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"

holeshiner by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007

holey relic 

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

holey relic by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

Crust-Holer 

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

Crust-Holer by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Ho Le Fuk 

Is a phrase said when you are shocked and left with no words

Pronounced (hoe-lee-fuck)

Sam: Wow look at that building get destroyed
Bill: Ho Le Fuk

Sam: BOOOO
Bill: Ho Le Fuk

Ho Le Fuk by Dag... May 1, 2019

holes eye 

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.

While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.

holes eye by NCKnobster February 24, 2011