Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

Muffler

A Funny Word For The Female Sex Organ

Billy my best friend from school tried to touch my mummy's muffler after we ate dinner

by Hydra_eyeballsam August 14, 2023

MUFFHEAD

A person who has a Muffy Head and likes to explore moisty forests

The Muffs are legendary and are descendants of wankers

Look at that guy, wow he's such a Muffhead
That person was so rude, yea he's a Muffhead

by turtlesniffer August 17, 2023

muffmuffin

a lady who has a poofy pussy

yo i met this girl on tender and she had a muffmuffin

by vstaka September 6, 2023

Muffmind

When a nigga' should be stayin' on his grind but instead is tricking off his time, effort and paper for the pursuit of pussy. In other words; he's out his Mufffuckin' mind. Some might call it "chasing tail" others may call it "chasing head" but it all comes down to trying to fuck any number of bitches so much it is taking away from a well balanced life. Studios can get lost, rides can get repo'd, time can be spent in jail as a result - Bring awareness to those suffering from Muffmind by actively pointing it out, it is very difficult to self-identify Muffmind while under its hold. With time and effort comes wisdom, we can all learn to detect the early warning signs and better manage the condition.

Jamal has been suffering from a bad bout of Muffmind, he's going on three months not paying his monthly fiddy' for child support - He's gonna end up in county again whenever they catch up to him ... My girl, Clarice, the one that works at the outlet mall... She says he's been in there and spent more than 3 racks on purses for two different bitches and according to his punch card he's prolly spent more like five...

by Unauthorized Snacks February 4, 2024

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024