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A person who has a Muffy Head and likes to explore moisty forests

The Muffs are legendary and are descendants of wankers
Look at that guy, wow he's such a Muffhead
That person was so rude, yea he's a Muffhead
MUFFHEAD by turtlesniffer August 17, 2023
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hair on ones head that resembles pubic hair. very curly and thick, almost always black in color. found mostly in jewish people. although muff heads can be very annoying they are cooler than people with orange or red hair because they are relaxed and calm and people with orange or red hair are uptight with flaming tempers.
john: dude look at that dirty muff head.

dylan: yea, his head looks like my gf's bush!

john: yea! my moms looks like that too

dylan: how do u know?

john: um nvm. ur gf has a bush? she didnt have one when i pumped her last night.

*extremely awkward silence*
muff head by asdf1234567 June 1, 2009
When a person with a shaved head or is bald, rests their head under a hairy snatch, they are dubbed "Muff Head"
Phil: My head is so cold!

Susie: Well, i guess you can put it under my hairy vag.

Phil: Really!? Thanks, I've never been Muff Headed before!
anyone with hair on their head the resembles a muff

usually chubby too
man look at that muff head go!
muff head by chimpy pete February 3, 2007
a person who is very attractive and good looking with an intelligent brain.
look at that boy in black suit he is a mufhead, i wish i was his gf.
mufhead by painkilla316 January 22, 2012
A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina
"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".
Muff Head by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019
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