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West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.
Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.
by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021
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West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.
by frosty beats August 8, 2022
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West Virginia erasure

noun phrase

1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
Karen: Based on the geographical references in the lyrics, like "Blue Ridge Mountains" and "Shenandoah River", many have argued that John Denver shortened “western Virginia” to “west Virginia” (lowercase ‘w’) because the extra syllable would have disrupted the cadence. Plus, the actual road that inspired the song initially is Clopper Road in Gaithersburg, Maryland.

Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
by FinelyThreaded March 9, 2023
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West Virginia Pepperoni Roll

The sexual act of the female while having a yeast infection getting the males counterpart (pepperoni stick) inside her.

Bonus Points if she’s menstruating also, true West Virginias know that a pepperoni roll isn’t complete without the red sauce and olivario pepper chunks.
Babe bend over, I’m about to give you a West Virginia Pepperoni Roll!
by Dudley1%er May 17, 2023
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West Virginia Fog Machine

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.
Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”
by slow_v4 September 1, 2023
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Dancing with Virginia

Don went to his girlfriends appartment and wondered where her roomate was. The girlfriend said that she was busy 'dancing with Virginia'
by rochesternyguy April 22, 2011
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Bob and Virginia

A code spelling of Boob and Vagina. Often used in conjunction with Richard to stand in for Dick
Woman: Bob and Virginia might be stopping by today...!
Man: Okay! Tell them to invite Richard! *Chuckles*
by prettypierced October 3, 2020
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