tweet

to huff shoe polish

Let's go tweet behind the gym after school.

by thugdog millionaire May 5, 2009

teetotatalitarianism

A repressive, authoritarian regime in which the dictatorial leader abstains from alcohol.

President George W. Bush, who has been sober for 20 years, practices a particularly virulent form of teetotatalitarianism.

by R.V. Scheide December 7, 2007

Tweet

1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".

1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."

by TheArticulateOne September 19, 2009

tweeter

the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin

fuck i just got shot with a tweeter

by Slm-2-nun May 13, 2005

Teetotaler

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.

Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.

by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

tweebozzer

vagina or pussy

"Did ya hear Bob bangin away on the ole tweebozzer last night?"

by meony November 4, 2008

tweetdropping

to eavesdrop on twitter conversations, without making your own comments.

I saw Stephen and Leslie on Twitter and was tweetdropping on their conversation.

by jubu the fantastic March 16, 2009