Pricilla

An ugly ass whore that just wants attention and thinks she’s so cool, she looks like a monkey with scoliosis. She has no ass and still tried to show it off she is super ugly and has a pig nose🤢

did you see that monkey with scoliosis?
- Omg yes I thought that was pricilla

by pricillathemonkey June 12, 2019

priming the optimus

Another slang term used for "Masterbation" (choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.) used in the RiffTrax commentary for the film TRANSFORMERS. The term is a referrence to the character Optimus Prime from the film, as well as the T.V. series.

Poor guy, his mom caught him priming the optimus.

by Carloslpz May 1, 2008

preminder

That annoying visit from your boss to tell you to do something you were about to do. Usually punctuated by your own reminder message popping up on your screen moments after he's left leaving him feeling like you weren't going to do it and you feeling like you're being micro-managed.
Also applies when your girl tells you its her birthday/anniversary/valentines tomorrow when you've actually remembered for a change.

John: Dave came in to tell me to run that revenue report, I do it everyday at four, why would he think I need his preminder?

Doug: Its Sallys birthday next week, she just gave me a preminder even though I've already got her a gift.

by Fo0Led May 12, 2008

Prima Dogma

The highest religious officials

The Pope is the prima dogma of Catholicism
Mohammed is the prima dogma of Islam
Buddha is the prima dogma of Buddhism

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Primagina

The premier in Vagina, the best Vagina you ever had.

Last night I went on a date with the primagina down the street.

by Bobby Love the 1 September 4, 2009

Premier

Also known to British as your skanky local corner shop mostly ran by muslims

Oi Aabid, Come to the premier with me and the lads

by Mutiii October 25, 2017

Premisis

A new age spelling and definition of the word "Premises" plural : a piece of land with the buildings on it.
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.

Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.

The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".

Tonight we will carry out a raid on this premisis.

We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.

by LotsOfNewWords May 2, 2018