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Primitivo 

Not very bright and very short
Ha another... primitivo
Primitivo by BlueFalcon6973 March 20, 2019

primitivo 

Primitivo is a pansexual man, finding trouble to come out to his family, while also having trouble admiting he's attracted to his older sister.
Primitivo is a cool ass dude but he touched my penis, claiming it was soft.
primitivo by ihatenigs1 March 15, 2017

Rectumglarium-primation 

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus
Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

hyper-primitivism 

Anarcho-primitivism in the age of hyper-realism.

Organic existentialism shaped by virtual reality.

A designative-infrastructural unity of nature and technology.

Technology which is organic at the level of material design.

Defined by matter-agnostic consciousness.

Culture in the age of supramodernism (between hypermodernism and metamodernism).

A subset of anarcho-realism.
Hyper-primitivism, a subset of anarcho-realism, is a sensual state in which consciousness, designed by hyperreality, unites with organicism.

primitively progressive

of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)
Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “

primitive rock n roll 

a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;

e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.
primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.