Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."
of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)
Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “
a musical genre which combines trash, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, surf and punk; mostly low-fi recorded; themes sex, drugs, rock n roll, horror, movies, trash. mostly played by one or two man bands;
e.g.: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.
primitive rock n roll: Voodoo Rhythm Records (Switzerland), Rev. Beat Man (Switzerland), The Mortars (Austria), King Automatic (France) etc.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.