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Happy Plate

A plate whose food has been completely eaten, leaving an empty plate. This phrase is usually used when instructing children to finish their meals. The reason for doing so is 2-fold: First, to ensure that the child/ren get the necessary amount of food. Secondly, to ensure that the child/ren won't come asking for snacks later, making Mom & Dad's lives more convenient.
Mom: "If you want to grow up to be healthy, you have to make a happy plate!"
by Meino October 2, 2006
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Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006
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happy juice

by The Great Gatsby August 16, 2006
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Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
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Happy Funtime Party

A gangbang, but specifically a gangbang with a stripper or professional sex worker of some type. The implication is an impromptu gangbang usually with the stripper hired in for a bachelor party, or the strip-a-gram girl sent out to some other type of stag event or sausage fest.
While not an event which to fit the definition requires consent, there is some implication of it being a business transaction, the terms might not be particularly favorable for the provider as the settled upon price may have been influenced by the fact that the provider was naked and outnumbered.
As expected, this occurs more frequently when the sex worker is inexperienced or unprepared for the scene, but it also tends to plague providers who are overweight or are less attractive for some reason or another.
When a Happy Funtime Party is initiated because the party goers were disappointed with the stripper the ensuing activity can easily degenerate into a Pig Fucking Contest.
That may have been the most whiskey tango bachelor party I've ever attended, the stripper was pushing 40 and had a prosthetic leg and a lazy eye and she took an extra fifty to upgrade the toy show into a happy funtime party.
by Phineas T July 5, 2009
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hapa

My experience? Ask ten language experts the same question and you'll get at least five answers.... But, here are my two cents.

Others are correct by posting that the word, "hapa", is only the first part of the original, "hapa haole" -- a term that is mostly misunderstood and subsequently, mistranslated.

Firstly, "hapa" is not a Hawaiian word; it is the Hawaiian pronunciation of the English word, "half". There are only a few consonants in the Hawaiian language and they do not include "f." Secondly, the word, "haole (which is a Hawaiian word)" translates to "foreign" -- not necessarily "Caucasian". If one were to be called, "hafu gaijin" in Japan that would carry an almost identical meaning: "half-foreign". Yes, language evolves and meanings change but -- strictly speaking -- anyone who is not Hawaiian is "haole". Even Asians.
"I'm hapa."

"Really? Where's the rest of you?"
by 7Tigers January 15, 2016
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Hapenis

Pun. Combination of "happiness" and "penis" to get the meaning happiness found in (having) penis...happiness for heterosexual women or homosexual men
Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
by PornSoldier December 16, 2006
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